This is why I hate white people (except Jesus and white women, who I constantly masturbate to).

#Tufunguke

Was Jesus into BDSM?

#Tufunguke

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Imewahi kukutokea unaingia na manzi kwa mara ya kwanza gheto au unapiga kimoja mjomba anagoma kusimama tena, Ulifanyaje

This is my favorite Chinese shop.

#Tufunguke

Dr. Frank Njenga and his Chiromo Hospital Group looking at mental illness. #Tufunguke

If you masturbate to this picha, you might see Jesus.

#Tufunguke

At Chiromo Hospital Group, we're now giving away free toys to mtotos to teach them about Jesus.

#Tufunguke

#Kila siku maandamano Asubuhi maandamano Jioni maandamano...Vijana tufunguke macho

I do Punyeto on the road to a picha of Uhuru Kenyatta's ass.

It's risky, so if something happens to me, they will put my anus in a museum to showcase the most powerful sphincter muscle in the known universe.

#Tufunguke

Maishani kuna matukio tunakutana nayo ya kushtua na kutisha kiasi kwamba unaamua kuweka siri moyoni na kutomwambia mtu

Tufunguke baadhi ya siri. Nitaanza

UZI🧵

Uchaguzi ujao tukiendelea kuwa wanyonge shishiemu itatutesa sana kmkee.. Kuna Muda inabidi tufunguke kmkee Bora mkoloni arudi tuu

I've always wanted to be a Geologist.

#Tufunguke

This is racism. I don't like white people (except white women).

#Tufunguke

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Ukiambiwa uchague mke wa kuishi nae humu TL pete yako ungemvalisha nani.?

Wacha tufunguke.

Afternoon mental health session underway....
#YourMentalHealthFirst
#Tufunguke
#NOCKkenya

The Njenga family is camping.

The sign shows what's going on inside.

#Tufunguke

Mtotos sometimes ask me, 'Daktari, How do you still pleasure Mama Njenga?'

I tell them, 'Son, get yourself one of these and you can pleasure any man, woman, or horse.'

#Tufunguke

Wakuu leo tufunguke kuhusu msaada wa AI.

Chat GPT imekusaidia kucheat kufanya nini na ukafanikiwa.

Nitaanza mimi kwenye comment👇

Hello😊
Just a gentle reminder as we step into the new month, always make your well being a priority 🤗
Happy New Month😊
#mentalhealth
#LetsTalk
#TufunguKe