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Your Lies Do Not Compute.
Non Sequitur Speech Detected.
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Muppets care about public health, too! mashable.com/article/elmo-c…

'(Muskrats) help the world come to life, even if we don’t readily notice them doing so; their diminishment would reverberate far beyond them.'

A Brandon Keim/Hakai Magazine feature on semiaquatic rodents accompanied by Sarah M. Gilman art?! Clickclickclick.

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Clean up Safari. mashable.com/article/close-…

For years, Zuckerberg didn't care about fashion. Why is he suddenly so interested in how he looks? mashable.com/article/zucker…

Vines, animals, and fails galore! mashable.com/article/funny-…

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Better than a bouquet. mashable.com/deals/april-28…

Say goodbye to gray hairs, if you can reduce your stress mashable.com/article/how-to…

Now you can swipe freely without seeing your ex's face mashable.com/article/how-to…

Your basic questions about Skibidi Toilet, answered. mashable.com/article/skibid…

The singer appeared on Capitol Hill to testify about the dangers of AI. mashable.com/article/fka-tw…

The horror master is still not happy about it. mashable.com/article/stephe…

Gemini? Scorpio? You can let your matches know. mashable.com/article/zodiac…

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A VPN shields your IP address, but doesn't necessarily make it safer to view porn. mashable.com/article/watch-…

People who've been there before share their reasons for staying alive. mashable.com/article/suicid…

すみません、👶帰ってからアンパンマン一色だったので‥。ClickClickClick明日を照らす光〜生〜きる喜び〜🫠🫠🫠

Learn from the death of Vine, and preserve your favorite TikToks. mashable.com/article/how-to…