Kondomless Klown King Tristan Thompson Kries Krocodile Tears To Khloé Over Infant Indiscretion, Apologizes For Rampant Raw Doggery bit.ly/3eVWnrD

Adele Will Not Pay Ex-Husband Spousal Support & Will Receive Joint Custody Of 8-Year-Old Son

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Hot Damn Joe, Here We Vote Again! Kandy-Korn-Kolored Disenfranchiser-In-Chief Donald Trump Dragged From White House By His Flimsy Faux Follicles As Adjudicatory Americans Bang The Gavel On His Raggedy-Ass Presidency

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Skinnygirl Cocktail Karen Bethenny Frankel Offers Unwarranted Obnoxious Opinion On Meghan Markle, Apologizes After She’s Dragged To The Wine Cooler Clearance Bin

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HELL NO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIDEEEE

After a private battle with esophageal cancer, Traci Braxton has passed way at the age of 50. Our deepest prayers are with the Braxton family. Rest In Peace 🕊
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Que Lastima: Tio Tom Goya CEO Robert Unanue Sparks Reacción Enojado #Goyaway After Felizmente Besando Culo De Donald Trump

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Old tweets alleged Drake impregnated a Magic City stripper. Reports emerged April 23, 2012, via MediatakeoutTV and Bossip, but no articles can be found. Speculation suggests Drake used a crisis management team.

Drake challenged proof of an 11-year-old daughter to Akademiks.

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Cry Me A River: Conveniently Courageous Justin Timberlake Prudently Proffers 6,935-Day-Late Apology To Janet Jackson And Britney Spears For Shameful Silence And Flagrant F**kboi-ishness

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Make Antibodies Great Again? Perpetual Pandemic Denier, Petri-Dish-In Chief, Maskless MAGA Moron, Egregious Epidemiological Equivocator, And Lung-Injecting Liar Donald Trump & Melania Test Positive For COVID-19

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That’s That THIQUE: Girth Gawd Winston Duke Shatters Internet With Massive Man Yams; Lusty Fans Yearn To M’Bussit For M’Baku bit.ly/3Ojur24

Strangers? Entering his home? What the fuck was suppose to happen?

Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes.

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Prince Harry & Meghan Spill Tea And Crumpets In Gobsmacking Oprah Interview; Reveal Melanin-Deficient Monarchy Raised Concerns About Archie’s Complexion Infecting Their Inbred Alabaster Bloodline

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#HarryandMeghanonOprah

Tristan Thompson And Khloe Kardashian Are Officially Back Blissfully Boo Boo'ed Up In Foolville wp.me/p2nLn-82FM

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Sooooo he got arrested for protecting himself???