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Cat Stevens addresses the London march for a ceasefire in Gaza on the 76th anniversary of the Nakba (when 750,000 Palestinians were expelled or fled from Palestine),

'It's kind of like the 60s and 70s, but you're not quite dressed the same'

'Keeping the voice loud and clear

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4% hit to GDP: Outside the EU with Brexit

0.5% hit to GDP: Banning foreign students from bringing relatives to the UK

Every policy this Conservative government comes up with trashes our economy and makes all of us poorer

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2019: Boris Johnson, 'Is Britain really going to leave the EU.. To seize the opportunities of Brexit.. With pioneering regulation.. With UK laws not Brussels laws.. We cannot treat the public as idiots.. Let's get it right and seize the opportunities before us'

2024:

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Good morning πŸ˜€ If you missed Carol Vorderman's epic rants against the Conservative party and need need cheering up, please see my previous two tweets πŸ‘

They will make you Saturday, just as much as these wonderfully lilac flower chasing the sun ☺️

Good morning πŸ˜€ If you missed Carol Vorderman's epic rants against the Conservative party and need need cheering up, please see my previous two tweets πŸ‘ They will make you Saturday, just as much as these wonderfully lilac flower chasing the sun ☺️
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Oh boy 🀣 Carol Vorderman comments on the ban on rainbow lanyards by Esther McVey, in Esther McVey's voice 🀣

'People should pipe down and stay out of things that don't concern them. If you've got an opinion on rainbow lanyards, or Europe, or the Conservative party, what I say

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Left: Kemi Badenoch says eating al fresco is a Brexit benefit

Right: Youtuber Nomad Dimitri shows al fresco dining in Montpellier, France. One of the many places across the EU where you can actually dine al fresco without needing to leave the EU

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Ian Hislop, 'Bambie Thug was on Eurovision' CUNTRY Ray

Jess Phillips, 'She was the Irish entry'

Ian Hislop, 'And there was trouble, she had messages hidden in her tattoos'

Jason Manford, 'What did she try to hide?'

Paul Merton, 'Ian said tattoos'

Jason Manford,

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Ian Hislop, 'Who's he?'

Jess Phillips, 'He's a tax lawyer and he often goes on Twitter and breaks the tax law for people to understand'

Glenn Moore, 'Was it a prank involving red wine?.. It was a way of checking to see if people read through terms and conditions.. A

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Ian Hislop, 'Keir Starmer has not had a great week because Rishi Sunak has been able to make some quite good jokes about Natalie Elphicke joining the Labour party.. Was that depressing Jess?'

Jess Phillips, 'Yeaaah, a bit depressing'

Ian Hislop, 'Anyone else you

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Jason Manford, 'Here's Keir Starmer in full flow yesterday'

*Keir Starmer takes his glasses off to swat a fly*

Jason Manford, 'That's the strong man we need in a time of crisis'

Jess Phillips, 'Wasn't there an interview where Obama was being bothered by a fly, and he

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Ian Hislop, 'Rishi Sunak has got a new approach this week, saying, if you don't vote for me, there wont be someone like me in charge when war breaks out'

'I think this is what used to be project fear. He's now saying there's Russians, Chinese, North Koreans. Iranians.. You

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Jason Manford, 'What suggestion did King Charles come up with regarding the portrait?' Jason Manford

Paul Merton, 'Burn it'

Jason Manford, 'Charles suggested including the butterfly'

Paul Merton, 'What's the life expectancy of a butterfly?'

Jason Manford, 'A couple of days,

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Left: Channel 4 News cover the floating pier that has been built to allow aid into Gaza

Right: An Egyptian truck driver shows hundreds of trucks at the Rafah border unable to cross, saying that food is rotting and going to waste

The problem is not the availability of food aid,

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