Old Scotland managed to repel the f*cking Roman Empire, and now their chosen leader spends his time tweeting sophomoric gibberish about feelings.

You know what a political party should do when it’s desperately clinging to a tiny thread of power in only one house of Congress six months before a tight presidential election? Fire its leader and create a chaotic power vacuum that showcases the party’s incompetence!

I give you, the world’s ugliest people.

No, seriously, “queer” is the last refuge of the ugly, and nothing else.

Transgender is sooooo last year.

The king of genetic excellence has spoken.

My heart. ❤️

In a different era, Andrew Tate would be selling Shamwows on the QVC.

Well, in America a baker might refuse to bake you a wedding cake, so we’re basically the same.

Looking for one of those Life Alert-type systems for my mom. Probably a necklace or bracelet, also maybe fall detection. All the marketing looks shady, so would love to hear any brand suggestions. Thanks.

Because the dereliction of duty is by design.

Nikki Haley has vanished off the face of the earth.

Great job by Joseph A. Ladapo, MD, PhD Joe Ladapo in handling the performative nonsense of the DC swamp.

Stand for truth!

The Bee is not betraying anyone by making jokes about Republicans. In fact, we'd be betraying our own principles if we weren't willing to. If you don't get that, then you don't understand satire.

The hypersensitivity and insecurity on the right these days is just embarrassing.

EXCLUSIVE: Katherine Maher says the 'the number one challenge' in her fight against disinformation is 'the First Amendment in the United States,' which makes it 'a little bit tricky' to censor 'bad information' and 'the influence peddlers' who spread it.

NPR's censor-in-chief.

Either:

A) Not a single person at NPR scanned this person’s social media before hiring her

Or:

B) They thoroughly scanned her social media history and said, “OMG, she’s perfect!”

All the smartest MAGA minds said this in 2020 too.

Overemotional Man Hallucinates in Grocery Store

I was told that MAGA is the greatest threat to America... yet I can't help but notice that no one chants 'death to America' at Trump rallies.