The Handforth Parish Council Zoom Meeting but it’s performed by an Indie band

Open yer door, for I am a bogus inspector, wae fake ID and am here to steal yer dug

You voted him in

You voted them in

The border’s the first thing he’s successfully crossed all season

Hi Piers Morgan . Great interview.

I have a question though. Given the situation in USA with Trump ending up inciting a coup, do you regret all of the times you supported and defended him despite his clear questionable character? It’s a yes or no.

Only America could knock a global pandemic off the front page news

Whatever you do don’t play this with your eyes closed twitter.com/PhilTaylor/sta…

And there won’t be cups in Edinburgh this Christmas time

I suppose if I get a brain tumour too I should be thankful that at least my head wasn’t blown off by a German sticky bomb one hundred and six fucking years ago

Up the fuckin Celts

1⃣ Club. 4⃣ Seasons. 1⃣2⃣ Trophies.

Congratulations to Neil and the Bhoys, a 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹 achievement! 🍀 #QuadrupleTreble

And the rhubarb crumble has came out of the oven earlier than scheduled

When was the last time we scored in the first ten mins? Game has 1-0 St Johnstone written all over it

If only there was a way I’d be able to see what everyone has been listening too on Spotify this year

Seen the Billy Mill man for the first time in god knows how long this morning. Brought a smile to my face. 2020 hasn’t been so bad after all.

If you watch closely you can see what’s left of Hancock’s soul leave his body at around the 45 second mark

Superb

😂