The original #manwhore starter pack 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

When you have little Free loader #attitude #sirchunky 🤨😏

What is the problem? Little boy with no job?

What topping y’all want?
Besides a tetanus shot! 💉 🤣🤣🤣

#alllove

40 to 45 gang stand up, let me see you 🙌🏾

46- few weeks 🫢

Let me sleep.. bro! 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

#pleasefkoff

This is my next homemade recipe, if this water process don’t get lowered. Cause between me and kid we need an ocean 😭😒😒😒

#boilwater

If anyone is trying to go to this concert this Friday in Charlotte, my son has 2 tickets he is trying to sell. Let me know. Thanks!!!

#happyhumpday 😏

Roseanne - IDC, in fit in that family #yup

Please stop asking stupid questions! 🙄

#imtoo annoyed

Fly that W 💅 #cubswin

😒😒… can’t we just do for forgiveness after I sucker punch someone! Like in the 90s 😫

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This new generation need to be beat! #fr

Put in #cardio day! Protein smoothie for dinner! 😌 #fatlossjourney

Aye! Be FR!! How you want me to go be boogie.. when my topper wear is recycled! 😏😏🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#please

Sis, gotta let him know! My table heavy too shit ! Baby..

Me- I’m not going on no more dates.

FYI.. last year I only went on 3
This year one

Hate all of them.

But anyways… I can’t flirt for shit! 😏🤨🤣

#pleasebenice

My boss is at home watching me on camera..

📞- hello, is everything okay, what’s going on? Besides you eating those nasty ass boiled eggs?

Me- 🧐🧐🧐 bro! I thought I was free of you today? 😐

#hesoannoying

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🤣😭 #nolie

Lord have mercy.. this mfkr been talking for 2hrs- I’m out of hmmmmmm!!

#STFU GO TO YOUR SPOT BRO! 😏