Buwahaha! It's actually my mugshot from the false arrest in Ohio but thank you for thinking its AI

Real men respond to testimony by being sworn in and taking the stand in court. Oh...wait. Nevermind.

Thank you! Lucky to have had you in my life for the last 25 years! #teamstormy #loyalfans #truth

Nope. But congrats on telling the world what YOUR fantasies are about. LOL

Ummm....? Are you watching the same case that just had TWO witnesses prove everything I've been saying is the truth?...and one of those witnesses was even his personal assistant. Does it hurt to be in such denial of the facts?

Funny...I heard the same things about my documentary on Peacock that MILLIONS have watched and the TV show I host called 'For the Love of DILFS' We just wrapped season 3 of that so clearly lots of people watch. I love that makes you so mad though....hehe!

Such a beautiful afternoon at the farm...Just finished reviewing some footage from the TV show I'm directing and making some notes. Now I'm watching my horses graze and packing up merch orders to ship out tomorrow morning.

I literally don't think you know the definition of 'literally'

I keep seeing this stupid dress photo. And although it is funny, it is not real. This is a photoshopped photo from my 2018 appearance on The View. It is scary how gullible a lot of people are because I'm not in NYC and haven't been to court yet. I've been directing a TV show in

Look! Another person who has zero clue what they are talking about. Thank you for reminding me of my huge victory in getting the dirty vice cops fired and my win

Yep! That was the day I was falsely arrested in Ohio. I stood up to the dirty cops who did it. They were fired and I was awarded over $400k! Thank you for sharing!

Who wants to tell Josette? Bless her heart 🙄😂
Also... apologies to this poor lady.

Yup! Writers Guild member, too! 😜💋

True! He was married to me and the achievement was our daughter

Is this a threat?

You do realize it's not 'my' case, right? The rest of your tweet is too ridiculous to even reply

Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles

Sounds like I have the credentials to run for president...my current spouse is even a 'nude model'. Does it still count if I didn't buy him a green card or big 'kidneys'?

Sad day when a stripper is more honest than the (former, impeached, indicted) president...😜

Chicago!! I'll see you at the EXXXOTICA Expo expo this weekend at the loyalfans.com booth! Barrett blade and I will be signing tomorrow from 5-10pm, Saturday 4-9pm and Sunday 2pm-6pm! #teamstormy #stormydaniels #exxxoticaexpo #loyalfans