I see another MP has changed sides to The Labour Party.
Pretty soon they'll be calling the PM #RishiNoMates

'Casemiro sliding in on Michael Olise on Monday night and missing not just Olise but the memory of Olise' fantadtic from The Guardian #jonathanliew

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Nigel Farage spotted using disabled parking space for 45 minutes while he did some shopping telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/0…

Galactic thanks! ❤️

Shitstalgia: (noun) the promulgation of context free images of the past on social media in order to give the impression that the 'good old days were better.'

Plenty of reasons to smile at the moment😀💫 Besides enjoying my morning coffee in the sun☀️☕️ I’m happy to announce that I’ll finally be back in business racing my bike next week!😍🎇 I’ll be on the start line in Durango the 14/05 and Vuelta a Burgos the 16-19/05🙌🏻
📸:David Powell

OK Darren, tell us you’ve been let go by Going Bust News and are heading north back to your mam’s spare bedroom without actually saying it. 🤣
#Crafty #DarrenGrimes

And now we go live to Laura Kuenssberg

Hey Metropolitan Police
Think Mr Jake Moore here needs looking at don’t you

Where did Laura Kuenssberg get her duff information re the #LondonMayoralElection saying it was 'clear the race is much closer than some polls had suggested'.
CCHQ?
Tufton St?
Mrs Infosys?
Feltz?
Pierce?????????????

Not a good look BBC News (UK)

Ouch. That burn must hurt

We just did. Now fuck off.

A little message for the racists, fascists and pork lads: You lost, get over it.

If you don’t like our proudly diverse, multicultural country then I suggest you leave. I’ve heard that Rwanda is supposed to be great and very safe. Try kicking off at the police there. I dare you.

In 1982 Tennis star Sue Barker dated Cliff Richard. She was unseeded the whole year

I hear Rwanda's nice

In London the Britain First candidate was beaten by a guy with a bin for a head whose main policy is to reinstate Ceefax

Bravo

I just beat Britain First.

More problems for Sunak as Laura Kuennsberg quits live on air, triggering a by-election.

The precise moment that Kuenssberg realised she couldn’t spin this as a Tory victory.