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American Woman

@AmericanFWoman

I am sunshine mixed with a bit of hurricane. A sassy, classy, and bad-assy sister. 💕Followed by Scott Baio & Lady Vannessa

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GOTCHA JUSTICE!! Catturd ™

“Thursday night, I was sitting in my garage smoking a cigarette. Horrible habit, I know.
4 young men rushed me, decided they wanted my car, beat me up, and wanted my keys. I told them the keys were in the house. They decided to go in.

What they…

GOTCHA JUSTICE!! @catturd2 “Thursday night, I was sitting in my garage smoking a cigarette. Horrible habit, I know. 4 young men rushed me, decided they wanted my car, beat me up, and wanted my keys. I told them the keys were in the house. They decided to go in. What they…
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Where are you, BLM? Why aren't you pulling protesters away from their Palestine riots and telling them to protest for these slaves? Don't their lives matter? Is it because the whipper is from China? Are the Chinese not on the Democrat list to protest against?

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Well, now, would you look at that? 
Thank you, Astra Zeneca, for finally admitting what a friend of mine, who's a 'mortician,' told me back in September 2022. He said that when he turned on the embalming machine to distribute the fluid and started to wash the body with germicidal…

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BREAKING: After bombshell revelations from South Carolina State Rep Adam Morgan that non-citizens were being given voter registration forms by various agencies, the state legislature has now passed a constitutional amendment prohibiting non-citizens from ever voting

'Many said…

BREAKING: After bombshell revelations from South Carolina State Rep Adam Morgan that non-citizens were being given voter registration forms by various agencies, the state legislature has now passed a constitutional amendment prohibiting non-citizens from ever voting 'Many said…
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On May 1, 1931, 93 years ago today, the Empire State Building opened on Fifth Avenue. It was the world's tallest building--1,454 feet in height--until it was eclipsed by the opening of the World Trade Center in 1973.

The building's development was a sign of American greatness in a…

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Victor Marx broke the world record for fastest disarmament with a time of 0.8 seconds.

Boom!

And Victor looks like the guy who does your taxes with a wife named Sarah, two kids, and a dog.

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This is cool.

There is no red in this picture.
Your brain is filling in the Red color.

The picture is made entirely of light blue, black and white.

Zoom in and you'll see.

This is cool. There is no red in this picture. Your brain is filling in the Red color. The picture is made entirely of light blue, black and white. Zoom in and you'll see.
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I had a physical today.

All is good, although the doctor told me my sugar was too high.

So I hurried home & moved it to a lower shelf.

Whew! I dodged that bullet!

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